Monday, February 21, 2011

This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean

I got this by email from a friend and thought I would share it with all of you. What a wonderful thing!

This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a Wildlife hospital after a car killed his mother.

Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adult's hand, was born after vets failed in their battle to save his mother.

At just 6" tall and weighing just over a pound, he is now in an incubator in the intensive care unit at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire. He has only recently opened his eyes.

Les Stocker, founder of Tiggywinkles, said, "Rupert's mother had very severe injuries. We brought him out and got him breathing, and then he went into an incubator on oxygen. He is now being fed by a tube."

Rupert in an incubator.

Rupert pulls a striking pose for the camera.

Staff members are optimistic that Rupert, now 5 days old, will make a full recovery.

"Deer are very, very tricky, but this one has spirit. He's an extremely feisty,
Little guy and quite pushy," Mr. Stocker said.

Asleep: Rupert takes 40 winks.

Hope you will share this one.


Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Growing Up Without A Cellphone

I got this via email the other day and thought it was funny and just had to share with all of you!

If you are 30 , or older, you might think this is hilarious!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes
about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking
twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill... Barefoot...BOTH
ways...yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I
was going to laya bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and
how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around
and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my
childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today,
you don't know how good you've got it!

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know
something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the
card catalog!!

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a
pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the
mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of
fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our *ss! Nowhere
was safe!

4) There were no MP3's ,Napster or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you
had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would
usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players!
We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when
finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey,
that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and
somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you
just didn't make a dang call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch
with your "friends". OH MY GOSH!!! Think of the horror... not being in touch
with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids
have no idea how annoying you are.

8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no
idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie,
your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to
pick it up and take your chances, mister!

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution
3-D graphics! Wehad the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and
'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your
imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one
screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder
and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You
were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your *ss and
walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the
world coming to?!?!

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday
Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you
spoiled little brats!

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to
use the stove! Imagine that!

13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no,
no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were
doing chores!

And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung
on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last
moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well
that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too
easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in
1970 or any time before!

The Over 40 Crowd


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Win a Trip To One of Four Amazing Desintinations

VASELINE INTENSIVE RESCUE and the Dry Skin Patrol is having a grand ole time!

You can head over to The Official Vaseline Facebook Page and enter to win one of the amazing destinations on their Dry Skin Patrol tour, which includes:

Coney Island, NY
Duluth, MN
Philadelphia, PA
Aspen, CO