Sunday, January 3, 2010

Sunday Stealing: What IF....

Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named Nikhil George Punnoose at the blog The Ego Chronicles. Nikhil states that he's a sensitive, intelligent guy with his own set of values and principles that he tries to hold on to under any circumstances. We don't know about that, but he does have a rather dark profile pic, no? He does not say where he found the meme. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Now if I told you that, it would just be WRONG!

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Shall I say Michael Jackson? Yep!!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Oh, a few people, starting with the daycare mama who STILL owes me money!! (and she wouldn't be the first face I punched)

4. What is your favorite cheese? Extra Sharp Cheddar

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? Grilled Reuben, yummy!

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Did you miss the part in my profile where it said that I am happily married??

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Hello, M-A-R-R-I-E-D!

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Mama's gettin' a new hair color!!

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Hawaii here we come!!

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Get a massage!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…? Margarita, lime on the rocks with salt!!

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? March 1989, when our daughter was born. I will watch the delivery because it seems to have all faded away.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? You have to spend quality time with you family for at least 5 hours per day with no TV, computers or phones.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise? "A Day in My Shoes" That's easy, a woman who runs a daycare out of her home and is overworked and underpaid.

15.What is your favorite curse word? Oh, damn it! And, a few F bombs.

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Go get a drink and go back to bed, just another night in my land of crazy dreams.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item? The Rubbermaid tub of pictures.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? Hold on to my loved ones and tell them how much I love them!

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be? Happiness:)

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Hello, refer back to #12.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Oh, where to begin!

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now? Switzerland, why? I like to say Switzerland. lol

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Bar-B-Que!!

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”? My Aunt J, because she lives the closest.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? John Wayne

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My Papa Hamon, hands down!

27. What’s your theme song? The Arthur theme song.

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  1. Michael Jackson, your sandwich...cheddar are my kinda gal Tammy!!!

    Mine's here...Right here

  2. I LOVE extra sharp cheese!

    Join us for Monday Mayhem

  3. I wanna punch the daycare lady too. LOL

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